Recent News

14/07/2010 Rusty mis-measures door

In a shocking incident that can only be described as typical Rusty, he measured the back door wrong.... Twat
 
 

09/07/2010 Travel Chaos strikes again

So Rusty was on time but allegedly with the wrong ticket. Panic sets in and frantic phone calls begin.
 
 

07.25.2007 Cinema Installed

We now have a 180" cinema screen to watch your favorite porn on. Never before will France have seen such big cunts.

KLF comes to villa Monty

Click here to download some proper retro shite!
 

Other Stuff

The House land line number is 0033 321865238 and the French for hello is Putain de merde. This is how you must answer the phone.
 

Welcome to Villa Monty!

This site was created to provide information about the house, surrounding areas, restauraunts and general Monty Gayness!

The picture to the left is the man himself with one of a vast selection of beloved hoovers

One of the most important points to remember when visiting france is that cars require petrol in order to operate on roads. Do not (as Monty has tried and failed) attempt to coast down any French, or indeed any motorway, with no petrol or lights late at night with numerous scared children present.

 

The House

For those that have never visited the house in it's various states over the years, it is located adjacent to an ancient cemetory where, in the early 1900's, descendants of Monty the frog captured and buried alive some 20,000 arse bandits.

The picture to the left is the only remaining photographic evidence that gay Frogs ever existed defore the mass cull....

Check out the gallery area for more fascinating pictures.

 

Montys French joke of the month

The French; they are a funny race, they fight with their feet, and fuck with their face!

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This site does actually have a purpose but im not sure what this but is for. SHIT.
 
 

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